You cant ignore the collection of people that was brought together by [show co-creator] Gene Reynolds, Alda said. M*A*S*H star Alan Alda once revealed why the death of one of his fellow co-stars turned out to be a surprise.. Hello, excuse me. PA -- PA WebStarring: Mike Farrell, Alan Alda, Harry Morgan, Jamie Farr, William Christopher, Loretta Swit, David Ogden Stiers. So we were all of the same mind. Attention. going home but us. Well, official channels could take forever. Mule fritters! thrice daily swill, but you cannot break the spirit of a Winchester. -- Hawkeye -- Henry, "Well, what's the slop du jour?" Testing, testing. -- Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so. is open 24 hours for your dining and dancing pleasure. "I've always looked to my father for guidance," Margaret tells her surprised colleagues at their farewell dinner. You're what Freud would call Spooky -- Sidney ", Frank Burns: "I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. will be served today. Quiet, will you? "How would you like to donate a pint of blood through your nose? -- Frank You blow another kiss, Pierce, and those lips will never walk again. "I told them: 'Can you imagine what fun you're going to have with Larry when I come back to town and I tell him I'm engaged? It was difficult to keep justifying that relationship. Col. Bidwell: It's a part of life, part of war. -- Radar, "The way I see it, the army owes us so many coffee breaks, we should get 1954 off." ", 25. ", Charles: "Klinger, you are a gentleman and a lady. M*A*S*H Quotes Total quotes: 41 M*A*S*H The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war. So Franks above quote is funny not only because it speaks to how he feels about his comrades in general but also the truthfulness of the people who did go behind his back. ", Today, Swit continues to contribute to a good cause as a vocal animal rights activist, selling SwitHeart perfume and her memoir through her official website, with proceeds benefitting various animal-related non-profit groups. -- Hawkeye I've never seen you in your underneath before. 5 O'clock Charlie, his airplane, and his astigmatism! The Kidadl Team is made up of people from different walks of life, from different families and backgrounds, each with unique experiences and nuggets of wisdom to share with you. I still knew nothing about directing. Colonel, your wife, sir. Any father of Margaret is a father of mine. WebMash Quotes. Attention all personnel. A subsidiary legend associated with this episode holds that Reynolds and Gelbart opted to take the unusual course of killing off the Henry Blake character in order to spite actor McLean Stevenson for being difficult and walking out in the middle of a five-year contract. "When I opened the book, David had written his phone number inside," she says. The king and queen midnight will be cancelled. But the creators' decision to replace Henry and Trapper with completely different character types in Sherman Potter (Harry Morgan) and B.J. Though in the case of the Season 1 M*A*S*H episode Germ Warfare, Frank became the center of a scheme that involved having a blood sample involuntarily taken from him to heal a POW patient and then subsequently being quarantined out of fear that he had hepatitis due to the same symptoms showing up in the patient (though it turned out he actually had anemia). In only 2000 ", 20. Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! About the car, you -- Hawkeye ", So as a parting gift, Stiers finally gave Swit what she'd been asking for. Healing Grief Quotes 1. 36. Stars attend the Sundance Film Festival 2023! "Why don't you sirs act like sirs, sir? 51-55). You certainly asked a lot of questions. really cracks me up!) ", 48. and twice on the cat. Well send you tons of inspiration to help you find a hidden gem in your local area or plan a big day out. Bit players or guest stars might die, but series regulars were typically written out by having them go somewhere that took them away from a program's setting: they moved away to take jobs in other cities, they went off to college, they got married and left home, or they took extended trips abroad. About Jennifer next door, yes. each played Santa: Hawkeye in "Dear Dad" (1972), where he misses the orphans' Christmas party and is helicoptered, in costume, into a foxhole during combat; and B.J. I've eaten so much fish, I'm ready to grow gills! Kellerman's career spanned over 60 years, beginning with some minor TV roles in the late 1950s. Mike Farrell co-wrote and directed this Christmas episode which is bittersweet. ", 30. A real killer.". I said fine. And here he is for your wartime pleasure, the one and only, 5 O'Clock creative tips and more. Gary Burghoff exploded. And just reading the letter Hawkeye wanted to sent to Frank's wife. AFRS announces the release of Nazi war criminal Alfred Krupp. '", The end of Hot Lips coincided with the end of the Burns/Houlihan romance. "He was really taken aback. -- PA incarcerate me with two moronic cellmates. ", 37. "Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happy hour.". This material may not be reproduced without permission. -- PA Results of the pool "I would tell the writers that we could not continue the relationship I had with Frank," she recalls. Of all the characters in the M*A*S*H TV series, Hawkeye arguably saidthe most sarcastic and funniest lines. The series also has several Voiceover Letter episodes, a Fever Dream Episode, the obligatory Clip Show, and a Documentary Episode done as a series of (largely improvised) in-character interviews with the cast. "They just went ahead and did it in their minds, they thought it was a lovely ending for her." Sufferin' sheepdip! But the duo make up in the closing moments of the finale, with Winchester gifting her a book of poetry to Houlihan. M*A*S*H (1972-1983) was an American television series, airing on CBS, about a team of doctors and nurses stationed at a fictional U.S. mobile Army hospital ForwardDrink! Buffalo bagels! "Radar: "Oh, nobody does, sir. But in the seventh season M*A*S*H episode A Night at Rosies, Chief Surgeon Hawkeye and his buddies take this a step further by deciding to remain in the off-base tavern Rosies Bar (which was based on a real place called Roses Bar that existed in Seoul according to Armed Forces Museum). -- PA Your privacy is important to us. David Mikkelson founded the site now known as snopes.com back in 1994. Mind your own beeswax -- Frank -- Hawkeye, "How would you like to donate a pint of blood through your nose?" naked. It's payday. "Klinger, how'd you like the last ritesand a few lefts!". I am not screwed up enough. Charlie! ", 54. -- PA You ever had one of those wars where everything goes wrong? -- Hawkeye ", Trapper: [after being asked a question] "How should I know? I love you. Hot mustard! -- Hawkeye (well, this is not really hysterically Burns was replaced by Charles Emerson Winchester III (David Ogden Stiers), who not only proved to be an actual asset to the medical staff, but even (eventually) became a nicer guyin his own way. It's Mrs. turns over. -- Hawkeye We couldn't believe what we had read. Hawkeye: I'm too The Complete Book of M*A*S*H. didn't have you to sail into. Pigeon pellets -- Potter Sidney Freedman: I haven't washed my hands since I became a psychiatrist. "That woman grew! That nickname was a holdover from Richard Hooker's 1968 novel, which inspired Robert Altman's 1970 feature film, where the late Sally Kellerman played the role. ", Swit says that she didn't get the chance to talk to the writers about her preferred version of her alter ego's future, one that would have sent her to Vietnam. By order of Major Frank Burns, lights out Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, Lt. Col. Henry Blake, Capt. Hell bells! in Kalamazoo -- Radar over PA "This is Frank Burns, one of our best surgeons. It's quarter to dead! And I delighted in that.". Ah, Klinger, my constant reminder that Darwin was right! "Sir, I must protest the rash of mindless pranks being perpetrated around here. "They became loving friends," she explains. I will not carry a gun, Frank. Other ways in which M*A*S*H changed how the Sitcom was perceived was by the use (or disuse) of the Laugh Track, commonly imposed by the networks if a studio audience would not be present at an episode's filming. We returned to the set. for permission to get married. ", 3. -- Frank You'll have to excuse these two, they are themselves today. Are a Girl's Best Friend," whereupon the whole family beat her to death with each other at all times -- Frank But Hot Lips did return sporadically over the next six seasons, most notably in the Season 7 episode, "Hot Lips is Back in Town," where Margaret and Donald officially divorced, and one of her former flames suggests they renew their relationship an offer she refuses. Captains Pierce and McIntyre report to O.R. a clear understanding with the Pentagon: no guns. Summary: Meanwhile, Winchester fulfills a family Christmas tradition but has trouble maintaining the anonymity required to keep it a truly charitable act. The -- Col. Flagg -- Potter -- Hawkeye to Margaret -- Hawkeye So, to me that's a tip-toe through the tullips -- Potter it. The show's creators grudgingly accepted the laugh track, but soon imposed rules on when it was not to be used (during any of the operating room scenes); they dropped it entirely for certain nontypical episodes, and eventually abandoned it altogether. -- Hawkeye This approach ultimately led to Frank Burns (Larry Linville) leaving the show by receiving a psychiatric discharge after the fifth season, as the writers had developed Burns into a wholly unlikeable character with no room for growth.noteLinville actually chose to leave after his initial five-year contract was up, despite having been offered another two years. and read a Defense Department communiqu that informs everyone that Henry Blake, who had been discharged and was flying back to his family in the States, had gone down in the Sea of Japan. The only cast member let in on the secret was Alan Alda, by then clearly the star of the series. "I kept telling the writers, 'She's more than this. -- Frank "I used to tease David all the time that we could never reach him during our hiatuses," she says. ", 19. England is still the only place I know Authors; Topics; Movie Quotes; TV Show Quotes; QuotesGram. -- Margaret, "Halloween in Korea -- bobbing for shrapnel." Attention all personnel. 1. Hawkeye Pierce: [to Ho-Jon] Ho-Jon, get the gentleman a martini. voice shall be heard from this wilderness and I shall be delivered from 57. And when Attention. Oh, go salute yourselves! 46. World leaders hail this agreement as an important step toward lasting I am going to live through this even if it kills me. Tonight's movie is a holdover from last week Unhappily, there was some sort of technical glitch. The meek may inherit the earth but it's the grumpy who gets promoted! Although M*A*S*H fans would have happily stuck around the 4077th for another five years, Swit says that she and her co-stars began seriously thinking about the series finale almost two years before they actually filmed it. Like. England is still the only place I know where any young man can grow up to be the Queen. Time and time again. You different men are all alike. The last appearance for both Henry Blake (McLean Stevenson) and "Trapper" John McIntyre (Wayne Rogers), its tragic shock ending Henry's home-bound plane was shot down; "there were no survivors" delineated the line between "Funny M*A*S*H" and "Dramatic M*A*S*H", as many fans would later divide the series. -- Radar A very dry, arrid, New York: Abradale Press, 1988. That's crazy! -- Potter, "I don't mind eating if it's possible to make a martini sandwich." The whole thing about Henry's death was very hush-hush. So don't get the idea -- Radar as a camp DJ Funny Mash Quotes Inspirational Quotes Death Family Guy Hawkeye Mash Quotes Mash Series Quotes Quotes Margaret Mash Mash Tv Show Quotes Mash 4077 Quotes barren, desiccated, veritable dustbowel of a martini. WebDr. Normal people go crazy in this place.. Margaret: I've gotta go now, darling. Attention. I'm the boss here! The show is about a team of army doctors assigned at the '4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital (MASH)' in South Korea. "It is better to have loved and lost than - oh give me a drink." -- Potter WebOne of the most commercially and critically successful series in American television history, M*A*S*H is in the words of its lead character, "Hawkeye" Pierce "finest kind". "Maybe they had some visions of another show with her in a hospital in America," Swit muses. 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For this reason, none of the MASH camp officers like Lacy including the camps later commanding officer Colonel Potter who says this line to Radar whos under the impression that Lacys not that bad of a person. It's a class A uniform alright. -- PA I've eaten so much fish, I'm ready to grow gills! Without one, the greatest surgeon in the world is helpless. And Hawkeye and Houlihan were bonded as well, sharing a mutual admiration for each other as medical professionals and a mutual attraction that they resisted acting upon for years. a lifetime of sitting it also has the subtlety to do the samba. Subscribe to our newsletter for new stories, tips & events. I want a martini To have contributed to someone's life like that is remarkable. Watch out! In honor of 'M*A*S*H' star Harry Morgan, who died Wednesday, 'Extra' collected 10 of the best quotes from the long-running hit CBS show. "Oh don't be silly. can't read fast. -- Charles "I am going to name my first wife after him. -- BJ If you look at the series over time, their relationship grew and deepened. "He's got eyes in the back of his stethoscope. If we don't go crazy once in a while, we'll all go crazy. After Gary finished reading his message, there was a hushed silence on the set as B.J. I'd like a dry martini, Mr. Quoc, a very dry martini. -- Frank -- Charles about Father Mulcahy playing piano. funeral. -- Hawkeye While television series come and go, a few stand the test of time. "Boy seeing the way you guys work with the wounded, the way you deal with burned up legs, ripped up bellies. "Poetry, right? Second. What in the name of George Armstrong Custer -- Potter So shocking to the viewing audience was the surprise of a familiar character's dying tragically and unexpectedly that a legend grew out of it one which held that the rest of the M*A*S*H cast themselves did not know what fate was going to befall the Col. Blake character until they were actually filming the scene in which it was announced. Incoming wounded. -- Margaret The betting book is now Makes me proud every time I throw up. "I was very tempted [to leave] after I did that movie," she says. then, have a nice war. "Hot Lips, you incredible nincompoop! the glory that always goes to those lucky few who just happen to get shot Hawkeye Pierce: I'll remember that if we're ever attacked by a bridge club.". Then, Gene and I took the cast aside and I opened a manila envelope that contained the one-page last scene, telling them I had something I wanted to show them. Corporal, deform the men. This page was last edited on 10 January 2023, at 21:47. So we will retain that record, which is okay with us!". -- Potter (laughs again) Margaret: Seriously, Frank knowing you'd kill me somehow makes my life worthwhile. As the longest-serving cast members on M*A*S*H, Alda and Swit always had a special bond off-screen. He'll rip the doors off of the mess tent!' ", Reflecting on the finale now, the actress thinks that bringing Margaret home might have been a move by the show's creators, Larry Gelbert and Gene Reynolds, to lay the groundwork for a Houlihan-led spin-off. Let's see. What in the name of Marco 'BLESSED' Polo -- Potter Although nowadays characters who are "written out" of TV shows often shuffle off this mortal coil from disease, accident, or homicide (fates that claimed several regular characters on the hospital drama ER alone), that phenomenon was unheard of in television's first few decades. -- Potter I throw up. Extras in the scene, performers who had been with series since day one, reacted with a kind of heartfelt sincerity that was stunning their performance was based on their real surprise and lingering shock, their awareness of how much Mac meant to them. But don't She opens the cover and smiles at him, and Swit reveals that smile was prompted by something that Stiers wrote inside. -- Hawkeye (Christopher made his debut as Father Mulcahy in the third episode of the freshman year, replacing George Morgan originated the role in the pilot; Farr first appeared as Klinger in the fourth episode.) -- Trapper, "It's the first time I've seen orange juice labeled "freshly killed"." "Henry, you have no idea what it's like sharing a tent with a guy who thinks he's all twelve disciples!". Alan Alda is without a doubt best known for his star role on M*A*S*H. On the popular CBS television series, Alda portrayed Hawkeye Pierce, the wisecracking Army doctor. Attention out there, would corporal Radar O'Reilly The reason for this is that they want to secede from the US Army out of fatigue in relation to the Korean Wars toll on their workload as surgeons. -- Potter "Hawkeye Pierce: Great little war we have here. "Maybe you do have the most to lose, but it's only because you've got the most!" fish, I'm ready to grow gills! Being the resident Chaplain, which is basically a cleric that is trained and stationed at any workplace or military division, First Lieutenant Father Mulcahy served to fulfill the religious needs of every man and woman at the 4077th MASH camp. -- Klinger 's camera panned the stricken faces of the cast, and then someone off-camera accidentally let a surgical instrument drop to the floor. the captain. Hot sausage! Road apples! And he said, 'Maybe I wouldn't want to come to your party!' "Do you know that you look just like my father before he died? -- Henry week -- PA You can ", Hawkeye: "Insanity is just a state of mind. I haven't volunteered since the day my draft board tied me up and sent -- Henry After they have their affair, they can't go forward with that, but they have to acknowledge the love and care that they gave to each other in that moment. -- Potter It's revolting. Great Caesar's Salad -- Potter I don't give a damn. and buried her with two spades. And that record is never going to change: Just ask Loretta Swit, who played the 4077's head nurse, Margaret Houlihan, for the show's 11-year duration. Pig feathers! One of the ongoing elements in M*A*S*H was Frank and Major Margaret Houlihans romantic relationship despite the fact that Frank had a wife waiting for him back home in the United States. The kind of hole a man can throw himself into with pride. -- BJ -- Potter in ten minutes sharp. It's nice to be nice to the nice.-- Frank Enemy advances bring medical advances -- BJ 40. ", 16. to boot), to have worked it into such a long, successful, and at times thoughtful series is an excellent example of Pragmatic Adaptation, and a very welcome change in a world full of Adaptation Decay. "It's the first time I've seen orange juice labeled 'freshly killed'. Where in the name of Carrie's Corset -- Potter -- Trapper Inspired by the movie of the same name, which in turn was based on a book, the show focused on the members of a fictional US Mobile Army Surgical Hospital that operated in the Korean War. "The reality is that you will grieve forever. closed. You know you're beautiful when he's angry -- Hawkeye -- BJ -- Hawkeye "This is Frank Burns, one of One special camera technique, Boom Up and Over, was new to television at the time; its use in sequences where camp announcements were shown from the "perspective" of the loudspeaker was groundbreaking and memorable. I've eaten so much -- Potter The crew, hearing of Henry's death for the first time as the cameras were rolling, stuck to their chores; they did all one could ask of them. -- Radar on AA. "That gesture said so much. Tonight's movie is a holdover from last week and will be shown right after supper, which is also a holdover from last week" -- PA, "This food is--disappointing." Kalter, Suzy. how strange it was that they only had two hearts between them. WebM*A*S*H star Alan Alda once revealed why the death of one of his fellow co-stars turned out to be a surprise.. I never lose anything. and figure 'B' is engaged to figure 'D', but figure 'A' can't keep his We all know it's brutal up there at the front, especially those of WebDiscover and share Favorite Mash Quotes Klinger. -- Flagg This was kept a surprise from the cast (with one exception, Alan Alda) until the moment when Gary Burghoff's character ran into the operating room to announce the news. ISBN 0-679-42945-X (pp. Major Charles Winchester: It is sadly inappropriate to give dessert to a child who's had no meal. "The way I see it, the army owes us so many coffee breaks, we should get 1954 off. peace. ", 17. Authors; Topics; Movie Quotes; TV Show Quotes; Corporal Klinger. What in the name of Marco "BLESSED" Polo -- Potter "The blood won't come off" "I have hands David, hands that can make a scalpel sing." Cam. -- Radar (this one This does not influence our choices. ", 33. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Series/MASH. Monster M*A*S*H is a FANDOM TV Community. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. -- Potter I am life. "You'll have to excuse these two, they are themselves today. ", 31. WebFunny Mash Quotes Hawkeye Mash Quotes Funny Famous Quotes Mash Movie Quotes Frank Burns Mash Quotes Favorite Mash Quotes Best Ever Quotes About Life Who Am I Famous Quotes H Ams Quotes Mash Tv Quotes Mash Tv Show Quotes Memorable Quotes From Mash Famous Bj Quotes Mash Colonel Potter Quotes. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I got a gal -- PA Frank, it's after six, you can stop being snotty! - Hawkeye up a lamppost. Go ahead, Frank, dull we go again! I'm reminded of a story, you've probably heard it. Corporal, deform the men. -- PA announcer Jacket, sweater, robe, sweater, sweater, shirt. -- Klinger ", While Hawkeye departs the 4077th by air, but Margaret leaves by land driven away in a jeep as the lone stragglers wave goodbye. Because of the epidemic, tonight's broken ", 39. that could be declared a disaster area. - Lieutenant in the latrine. Even Klinger lends a hand. -- Frank Claim: The cast of <em>M*A*S*H</em> did not learn of Col. Blake's death until they were actually filming the scene in which it was announced. This principle generally held true even when there was no chance an actor (and hence his character) would ever return. -- PA "For me, she was off to the next war. "I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! and wants to get married, but figure 'A' is already married to figure 'C' All personnel may stand down. I am going to name my first wife after him. Although several Super Bowls have since surpassed it, the M*A*S*H finale still holds the record for non-sports programming. Meanwhile, Aunt Martha, having taken a tramp through the woods, lies I am appetite! Holy hemostat -- Potter Want to read more on M*A*S*H and other classic TV shows? And now direct from North Korea, here he is for the sixth hit week, Music's biggest stars hit the red carpet at the 2023 Grammys! Any information you provide to us via this website may be placed by us on servers located in countries outside the EU if you do not agree to such placement, do not provide the information. We're expecting some real sharp surgeons." Because Frank was always following the rules, this made him an easy target for people like Hawkeye who enjoyed pulling pranks. At Kidadl we pride ourselves on offering families original ideas to make the most of time spent together at home or out and about, wherever you are in the world. "She was so much more than a piece of anatomy," the actress says now, adding that she never saw and still hasn't seen Altman's film, though she was good friends with Kellerman up until her death last year. -- Frank The rest of their Season 1 co-stars had long since left, and Swit admits that she contemplated moving on at different points during the show's run most seriously when she landed the role of Christine Cagney opposite Tyne Daly's Mary Beth Lacy in the original Cagney & Lacey TV movie that preceded the classic CBS series. But an unexpected twist of one short final scene was tacked onto the end of the episode, in which a choked-up Radar (portrayed by Gary Burghoff) intruded into a busy operating room to deliver the sad news that Col. Blake's homeward-bound plane had been shot down (with no survivors): https://youtu.be/E_RWAc1uvUQ Sit down, Trap, it lets you use your best part. Oh, I am fine. -- Hawkeye your friends. Money is far down on my list, major. You have a fever of 109 stroke 10, you can't have an incubator but But the actress did get to write the heartfelt speech that Margaret delivers to her fellow nurses on their final night together. But this came to an end in Season 5 with Margarets Engagement where Margaret became engaged to a man she met in Tokyo. -- Potter Walter "Radar" OReilly, and Cpl. From left to right: Maj. Frank "Ferret Face" Burns, Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan, Capt. (This is certainly I am going to name my first wife after him. For twenty-five years, the final episode of the series "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen", which aired on February 28, 1983 held the record for the most-watched single broadcast in U.S. television history, with a 60.2 rating (percent of households watching), a 77 share (percent of households watching, of those watching some program at that time), and a total audience of over 125 million viewers. He 's got eyes in the late 1950s very tempted [ to Ho-Jon ] Ho-Jon, get gentleman. 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